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Old 03-19-2008, 11:25 AM   #1
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Here is an article from MSN Autos that is hillarious but I think there are more:
http://editorial.autos.msn.com/artic...=445065&page=2

Toyota Prius
We get it. You love the planet like Tom loves Katie on Oprah. Tell you what ? I'll acknowledge your superior consciousness when you stop driving 52 in the fast lane.

Hummer
Gotta hand it to you. You don't give a three-ton truck about what other people think. That's the attitude that tamed the Old West, that built the auto industry, that barged into Iraq to keep that oil...um, never mind.

MINI Cooper (urban dweller)
You've got the haircut, the clothes, a taste for obscure bands and obscure coffee blends. What car could possibly make the cut in that hip dictatorship you call a neighborhood?

MINI Cooper (suburban dweller)
"Oooh, honey, isn't that just the cutest thing?"

Yugo
You have a sense of humor. And you're contemplating suicide.

Chevy pickup
You hate soccer, unless your kids are playing. You still wonder what happened to Garth Brooks. You'll buy a Toyota pickup when there's a toboggan run in hell.

Lexus
"I don't even like cars, but since this is shopping, I'm going to spend a lot of money."

BMW
"My [insert noun] is better than yours."
so true......

Rolls-Royce
"Please, tell me: What actually was so bad about colonialism?"

Lamborghini
"This car is the most interesting thing about me."

Porsche (as interpreted by Corvette owner)
"What a jerk. Probably a lawyer, trust-fund brat, never worked an honest day in his life. Bet he gets his nails manicured."

Corvette (as interpreted by Porsche owner)
"What a jerk. Probably thinks NASCAR is real racing. He thinks 'dressing up' means a monogrammed bowling shirt."

Corvette and Porsche (as interpreted by attractive woman).
"What a jerk. Probably takes Viagra. Twice divorced, mid-life crisis. Sad."
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Old 03-19-2008, 11:27 AM   #2
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Ok heres one to start

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"Psssst... don't tell anyone but I like european cars and luxury but I'm not really ready to commit to a BMW and take it all the way"
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Old 03-19-2008, 11:56 AM   #3
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TT Chick is going to be mad at you
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All in good fun.... but a username titled "TT" has to expect some of this will happen lol
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All in good fun.... but a username titled "TT" has to expect some of this will happen lol
TT stands for Tourist Trophy!
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Old 03-19-2008, 01:36 PM   #6
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Hey now, I have a bmw too. I just dont ever drive it because it belongs to the hubby. So :P
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Old 03-19-2008, 02:25 PM   #7
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So in my case it should be translated:

1. My NASCAR is bigger than yours
2. I'm a bigger jerk than you are
3. My monogrammed t-shirt is blinger than yours
4. I can dress-up better than you
5. My Viagra is bigger than yours
6. I have been married more times than you
7. My mid-life crisis kicks your mid-life crisis ass

Almost made sense ..
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Old 03-19-2008, 02:59 PM   #8
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So in my case it should be translated:

1. My NASCAR is bigger than yours
2. I'm a bigger jerk than you are
3. My monogrammed t-shirt is blinger than yours
4. I can dress-up better than you
5. My Viagra is bigger than yours
6. I have been married more times than you
7. My mid-life crisis kicks your mid-life crisis ass

Almost made sense ..
Hey, Hey, Hey! It's all fun and games 'til someone pokes and eye out. Put the Viagra away.
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Old 03-19-2008, 06:44 PM   #9
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Dated 1980's sports car that you have modded
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Old 03-19-2008, 07:02 PM   #10
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Hey, Hey, Hey! It's all fun and games 'til someone pokes and eye out. Put the Viagra away.


Im trying to figure out if im the pcar owner or bmw owner..

so wheres the toyota truck owner?
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Im trying to figure out if im the pcar owner or bmw owner..

so wheres the toyota truck owner?
He's afraid to post!
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Old 03-29-2008, 10:51 PM   #13
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haha sweet

what does my wifes ford focus stand for? cheap grocery getter?
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